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 SPORT RIDER CAPTION CONTEST - Enter to Win!!!
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Posted: 10/16/06
05:41 PM
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In light of the current events, we thought it appropriate to hold a caption contest.
Post your caption entry on this thread and the person with the funniest caption will win a Nicky Hayden Repli-Cap from Arai (Trevitt replica pony not included).
Contest will end on October 29, 2006 after the big race. You may submit as many entries as you want but please make them clean.
Good luck!!
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MRTRC51
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Posted: 10/17/06
09:21 AM
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I don't think I should be allowed to play because I won the the last contest. But just to get things started here it looks to me like an item from Nicky Haydens motorhome. It's the "Dani Doll, a Moto GP vodoo doll where you have the option of inflicting both pain and a, shall we say, questionable, lifestyle on your GP foe." Too bad it's Nicky's bonehead team mate at this point that's costing him the championship.
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Posted: 10/17/06
05:37 PM
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Having gone in what he assumed to be his weekly colonic, Dani somehow failed to notice the name "Roger Lee" embroidered on the attending physician's lab coat.
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Posted: 10/17/06
05:59 PM
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Clothes that *** Usually I have to have them taken in.
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Instead of the Ice Man, maybe people will call me the Rainbow Warrior. Much tougher sounding. Don't you think?
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Free at last!!
Chris
The *** is F I T Not sure why that would get edited....
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Posted: 10/18/06
07:24 AM
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STARLITE ,STARBRIGHT , I WISH I MAY,I WISH I MIGHT ,WHOS BIKE AND SEASON CAN I WRECK TONITE!!!
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JohnCLong
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| Joined: 10/06
Posted: 10/18/06
07:32 AM
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"THIS BRIDES MAID'S STUFF REALLY SUCKS! 
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Thor
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Posted: 10/18/06
12:43 PM
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Hey Geppetto! I'm real sorry! What do I have to do to become a real boy?
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sv650ten
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| Joined: 10/06
Posted: 10/20/06
09:19 AM
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People always wonder what I think about when I race.
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Posted: 10/20/06
02:12 PM
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Many felt the relationship between mentor, Alberto Puig, and mentee, Dani Pedrosa had been mysteriously close until a recent photograph revealed the true nature of their relationship showing Dani in one of their "role playing" costumes.
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Posted: 10/20/06
02:19 PM
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What many didn't know was that Nicky said there were TWO ways Dani could make it up to him: 1. Go 1-2 in Valencia, or, 2. Walk around the paddock area in Estoril wearing this...
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sv650ten
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Posted: 10/21/06
03:23 PM
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The slogan is performance first? man did I translate that wrong. try link
http://mhcinc.us/tyler/Sportrider/PrincessFirst.gif
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minimitch
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| Posts: 4
| Joined: 10/06
Posted: 10/21/06
07:12 PM
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After being shunned by American Racing Fans...
Dani Pedrosa reluctantly joined Moto GP Stars on Ice.
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minimitch
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Posted: 10/21/06
07:38 PM
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Behind closed doors... the cross-dressing Dani enjoyed the
feel of the silk panties... but he loved the heels most of all...
for in them he felt almost five feet tall.
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minimitch
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Posted: 10/21/06
07:51 PM
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Dani was willing to do ANYTHING to meet his childhood hero, Pop Superstar Michael Jackson.
But Michael was a persuasive fellow... and after several drinks...
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Posted: 10/22/06
06:17 AM
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The addition of Dani Pedrosa to Timmy C's bizarre little
Puppet Theater of The Macabre was quite an achievement...
The budding psychopath was hoping that his Evil Mentor...
"Mister Sphincter" would be pleased.
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